Apply for an intro call
A few minutes of questions. I read every application myself, and I reply within two business days.
I run two audits at a time, so I'd rather know now whether this is right for you than have you wait and wonder. Nothing is charged on this site.
An intro call is up to 30 minutes on Zoom to see whether the audit is right for you. You'll hear how it works, the price and the promise, and either of us can say no. I won't read which style fits you on the intro call; that's what the audit is for.
Is this for you?
Yes, if:
- You trade actively and have at least 50 real-money or prop-firm trades you can export (if you don't yet, we'll start when you do)
- You've switched strategies or styles more than once and suspect the problem isn't the strategy
- You've struggled to follow your own rules and have always wanted someone looking over your shoulder to keep you on track. The Yoder Desk is an AI that does that.
- You want the honest answer about which style fits you, even if it isn't the one you'd pick
- You can pay the fee from savings or income you can spare
No, if:
- You want signals, a "strategy that works," or someone to manage your account
- You want a guarantee of passing an evaluation or getting a payout
- You'd be paying the fee with borrowed money, rent money, or money you need to live on. I say no to that, no exceptions.
- You've only ever traded one way, or your own numbers show only a small leak. If the audit isn't worth it for you, I'll tell you so on the intro call.
- You're trading rent money or borrowed money, or chasing losses to pay off a debt. Please step away from the platform for a while and talk to someone. If it feels like gambling, call 1-800-GAMBLER.
The form
Please don't include trade data, account numbers or passwords here. If we work together, there's a safe way to send your trades later.
If you are in crisis, call or text 988 (US). If trading feels like gambling, call 1-800-GAMBLER.
What happens next
- You'll see a confirmation on screen after you send it.
- Within two business days, I'll reply with an invitation to an intro call, a "not yet" (if you need more trades first), or an honest note if I don't think the audit is right for you.
- Nothing is charged at any point unless we both agree on the intro call that the audit is right for you. Then I email you an invoice.